Scene: Mama, Mommy, and 6YO are watching Charlotte’s Web. Fern has just rescued Wilbur, the pig, from certain death. Scene changes abruptly to bacon frying in a pan.
6YO: What’s that?
Mommy: [Having already discussed that bacon = pig, says, deadpan] Pig.
6YO: It’s not a pig!
Mama: It’s irony.
6YO: [With the certainty of a six year old] Yeah, it’s not a pig, it’s irony.
10 months ago
3 comments:
Irony does sound a lot better than pig, doesn't it?
Got your bags packed yet, MSEH?
Nope! 6YO is dying eggs and I'm waiting to check in for my flight. See you soon!
Adorable story. Have a safe trip.
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